
Danny Cardella's Big 40!
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Happy Birthday

Hi Dan,
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One of my proudest times in my life was when I was sitting in the audience at Notre Dame. There was my Danny graduating from one of the best colleges in the country, and he did it all on his own. Dan Thanks for that experience.
Danny do you remember when I would go to bed at night and you and caraveggio would drink my booze, smoke my cigarettes and if that wasnt enough, you would take my car and drive all over. Do you remember when you drove the car in a ditch? Good kid, my ASS.
I can remember the evening that you had your sisters x280 and you had too many beers. The police pulled you over and gave you a ticket for underage drinking. Well what was I to do? I set up a hearing with the District Justice, Ernie Crawford. When the day came for the hearing we went to the courthouse.When Ernie came into the room he said to the arresting Policeman You Lost. The cop respondedI knew I would, but tell me why Ernie said "Did you ever hear of Non-Alcoholic beer?"
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Well we got out of that one, thanks to Ernie
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What were you thinking when you and Caravaggio were at McDonalds in Neshannock Twp and you kicked out a car window? Nice karate kick, only one thing, the security guard saw you and took down your car license number. Well, back to the district justice. We threw ourselves on the mercy of the courts. It cost me $25.00 which was a gift from heaven. I still am proud of you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY


